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Swamp Boogers Adapting to Warmer Climates?

According to recent studies, swamp boogers are adapting to warmer climates by losing 95% of there fur coat. The Swamp Boogers are being reported in places like Florida, California, Mexico, and the Bahamas. Instead of these Boogers having their post pubescent fur coat, these have adapted to the warm weather and not gained there full coat.

The coats provide protection to the creature. Without the coat it would look defenseless and worthless, the Swamp Boogers are also changing what they eat. Instead of eating small animals and insects, they now feast on plants and vegetables. These are what we like to call "HLV" Swamp Boogers, Hairless, Vegan, Swamp Boogers.


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