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Local Swamp Booger sighted by Florida man.

Recently a Swamp Booger enthusiast by the name of Klimph Heelord spotted a Swamp Booger outside of Florida. The man was walking through Albany, Georgia when he spotted something that he had only seen in his wildest dreams. What he had seen is the Dooftellious Menagnious, Referred to as a Swamp Booger.

This was no ordinary Swamp Booger, no. This was the most grand Swamp Booger discovered. Heelord Preferred calling it Jerry. This was a male Swamp Booger with a height of 5'2. An extraordinary Booger for the books.

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